Spaw - ROTFLMAO!!! I am fully aware of the correct plural of the word penis. What do you take me for? I, sir, am a pedant of the first water, and proud of it. I advise playtex gloves for that fellow you mentioned...they're cheap, easy to get, and entirely reusable. If you inflate them it looks like a cow's udder in dayglo colors, too.

What a turn-on, eh? Mooooooh!

What was this thread about again?

- LH