The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #33616 Message #449575
Posted By: Jim Dixon
25-Apr-01 - 11:52 PM
Thread Name: Puns: Give us your worst/best
Subject: RE: Puns: Give us your worst/best
I was an actor once. I had a small role in a play. I only had one line. It was, "Hark, fair maiden! I come to snatch a kiss, and fill your soul with hope!" But I got the line all screwed up ... (shakes his head solemnly) ... all screwed up ...