The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #33616   Message #449669
Posted By: GUEST,lynda
26-Apr-01 - 05:54 AM
Thread Name: Puns: Give us your worst/best
Subject: RE: Puns: Give us your worst/best
A camping equipment retailer was having a spring sale. The notice in his window read Now is the discount of our winter's tent

An eskimo was feeling cold in his boat so he tried to light a fire to keep himself warm. The boat got all burned up which proves that you can't have your kayak and heat it