The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #33616 Message #449799
Posted By: Naemanson
26-Apr-01 - 10:32 AM
Thread Name: Puns: Give us your worst/best
Subject: RE: Puns: Give us your worst/best
Q. What is another name for a cow's udder?
A. A calfeteria.
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. Vanilla - Licorice Swirl Ice Cream with strawberry topping.
Q. What is a cow's son called?
A. A bullet.
Q. Why was the little calf crying?
A. He couldn't find his fodder.
Q. What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A. A comma is a pause at the end of a clause. A cat has claws at the end its paws.
We put an unopened container in the microwave. The kangaroo and finally exploded.
A scientist tested his time machine on a large beast of burden. He called the experiment yak to the future.
My car had to be toad when it got stuck in the mud.
People with unconventional beliefs often congregate insects.
When you play the commodities market, it is often necessary to hedgehogs.
Cats enjoy warmth and may try to sleep on your computer monitor. You MUST allow this because the monitor is a cat toed ray tube monitor.
Zebra: Let's switch roles for awhile.
Lion: OK, I'm game.