Maybe it can become like the Picasso horse in Chicago -- the locals can change the loincloth from time to time, put on different colours, maybe give him a kilt, a DEPENDS(tm) diaper, stuff like that.

Actually I *was* offended when I saw the David (actually a replica thereof in Rome). King David ought not have a foreskin, methinks, given his --um-- heritage. Struck me as a huge historical blunder.

Alex