Flatulence !! That's fightin dirty !! When I said you could make up the rules and I'd break em, I never dreamed you'd stoop that low. I may as well get the yard out now. Anyone got a clothespin for my nose ?... so I can get the yard down, not for Spaw's flatulence. He's the winner by default. I'm not THAT stupid.

Besides, I don't think anyone is ready for me in a thong. A thingthong, maybe, but not a thong.