Actually, he appears to be hobbling rather than walking. So if I have this right, we are going to cover "Spaw in a Thong" with Cool Whip and set him up at a "SALE" table in the Price Club featuring Green Turkey Turd Jell-O Six Packs. Now when the sale is over, whose job is it to lick him clean? Roger is all tied up with vacuum hoses and bedpans. Maybe we can send him to that barbershop in Florida - a nice contrast to David in a loin cloth.