Imperial Polk County, eh? Maybe "David" should be moved to Palm Beach where he might be able to help with the dimpled, pregnant and hanging chads. :>)

Those statues are not at all rare. In fact, I'd say they're fairly common on the lots of people selling fountains and the like. Looks to me like the silly "Barber of Lake Alfred" has given the seller of the statuary far more advertising than he could ever afford to buy.

This situation cries out for the talents of Amos and the other gifted lyricists and poets who frequent the 'cat.