If I can't play my Hran, perhaps I could treat you to a song I learnt up Kent County from an old lad ? So what ? They're all passed out and Spaw and Sins are playing cards. Really ? OK then....

I said a Hangman slack that roooooope. I said hangman, hangman, hangman, hangman. Hangman, slack that rope.

Cause there ain't gonna be no hangin today, I said hangman slack that AAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!