Spaw, was there any of that cool whip left.... I think I've had an accident with a bra strap.....

And what do I have to take off/put on to get a drink round here? Here I am, the only sober one in a house full of drunken bodies, stood here like a pork pie at a barmitzvah, listening to all the farting and belching and other intestinal noises, and me not a drop to whet me whistle with....

LTS