The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #33616   Message #450692
Posted By: Naemanson
27-Apr-01 - 04:58 PM
Thread Name: Puns: Give us your worst/best
Subject: RE: Puns: Give us your worst/best
Oh, now you unleash Spider Robinson! In that case, and in the spirit of the website (music), try this on for size. You all know the tune.

When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee that a moray,
When a farmer has need to cut some more feed that's some more hay,
It's a New Zealand man with a permanent tan, that's a Maori,
You got vitamin B, C, D, and some E, you need more A,
A Canadian man introduces his mom, "That's me maw, eh."