The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #33689   Message #450858
Posted By: Art Thieme
27-Apr-01 - 11:44 PM
Thread Name: BS: Give us more PUNishment! (Puns II)
Subject: RE: BS: Give us more PUNishment! (Puns II)
In the town of Haiffa in Israel a felow named Joseph (all they knew of his name) ran looting through the streets and then shot Mayor Newton of that town dead----before the cops killed him. Digging into his past, they found out that his mother had once been in a convent in Barcelona, Spain and that he had worked occasionally on various farms. The caption under his photo in the paper said:

Haifa lootin'
Newton shootin'
Son of a nun from Barcelona
Part time plowboy, JOE !

Art Thieme