If Nadia Comenicci married Noah's son, divorced him and married the guy that James Cook named the Hawaiian Islands after, she'd be Nadia Comenicci Ham Sandwich. (Nadia, come and eat y'r ham sandwich)

AND
if Della Resse Married Benson Fong (real person) divorced him and married Edwin Booth, (the very famous and brilliant actor, brother of Lincoln's assasin) SHE'D BE DELL FONG BOOTH.

FURTHERMORE
two Somersett-ites, punting on the Thames, lose their punt pole. They spy a rowboat with two women, one man, and three sets of oars. (can you see it coming?) They shout to the lone oarsman, "'ere, can we have on of yer oars?" (HERE IT COMES)To which the Londoner, rowing the boat, replies, "They're not 'ores they;re me mother an' sister".

And Then
Do I have to tell the whole African story about, "People who live in Grass Houses shouldn't stow thrones? THEN, THIS REALLY HAPPENED

I started training in Gichin Funakoshi's "way" in 1970 (now I teach the stuff) (if you know what that means, then you'll know what I mean)before that it was a toss-up of which I liked better, performing or brawling. One night, in 1967 I was singing at "The Black Pearl Tavern" and was being heckled by a drunk. I blurted out"You know, I'm really a pacifist, and if you don't shut up, I'll pass a fist right through you