From Homer and Jethro's, "Doggie in the Window"

"How much is that hound dog in the winder",
with the basketball nose on his face?"
"You know what a basketball nose is"?
IT DRIBBLES ALL OVER THE PLACE"

AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU

If the old LaST Emperor of Ethiopia had been forced in to the British Navy, he'd be "highly Impressed"<

BUT SERIOUSLY, FOLKS
As the whale physician said to the captain of the "Factory ship", "YOU'RE TRYING MY PATIENTS"

AND IN CLOSING, (look up, "Luff" and "Bear to" in any good dictionary)

The Lord said to Moses, "Luff", but, Moses not being a seafaring man, bore-to and ran aground in the bullrushes.

SO

Two men floating down the river on a marble slab, one turned to the other and said, "BAIL".

Th=th-gth-that's all b-brother.