This is the worst one in the world!

Gervaise was the macho man on the town and wanted an exotic pet. The pet shop owner was trying to sell him an octopus. "Will it fight?" asked Gervaise. "It's male and green came the reply "All male green octopi fight".

So Gervaise took the octopus home and put it in the aquarium where he introduced a shsrk to the tank. He octopus hid. He tried pirhana. Still the octopus hid and would not fight. He went back to the pet shop to complain and the owner suggested he try another male octopus. This time his original simply snuggled up to the newcomer. His first octopus was gay!

This was a severe dent to Gervaise's street cred but being a compassionate man, he could not kill the octopus.

He went to the hotel where he worked and seeing Hans washing up as usual took him the story. Hans was more macho than Gervaise and said he would kill the octopus. So Gervaise brought the octopus into the hotel and put it in one of the sinks. Separated from it's new found partner however the octopus started pining and big octopus tears began running down it's face and it started to lose it's colour.

When Hans saw this even he could not kill the poor lonely octopus.

Which only proves...

That Hans that does dishes is as soft as Gervaise with the mild green fairy sick squid!

(Sorry)