The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #33702   Message #451143
Posted By: Bernard
28-Apr-01 - 01:39 PM
Thread Name: NON IRRITATING JEWISH JOKES
Subject: RE: NON IRRITATING JEWISH JOKES
Marcus rushed in to speak to his father...

'Father, I have got Rachel into trouble, and her family want a £10,000 dowry...'

'Oy, oy, oy, I suppose it will have to be...'

A week later, Michael rushes in with a similar problem, but this time the figure is £12,000...

'Oy, oy, oy,' (etc.)

A few days later, Rebecca sidles up to Daddy: 'Leonard has got me in trouble, father...'

At this news, her father's face brightens considerably: 'Here's where we make the profit!!'.