The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #33702   Message #451158
Posted By: MarkS
28-Apr-01 - 02:09 PM
Thread Name: NON IRRITATING JEWISH JOKES
Subject: RE: NON IRRITATING JEWISH JOKES
Two alter kakers sitting on a bench in Miami Beach.
First one turns to the other and says, "TGIF."
"TGIF?", Says number two, "Whats with TGIF?"
"Oh," says number one, "TGIF stands for Thank God Its Friday. That way we know today is the start of the Sabbath."
"Oh," says number two, "SHIT!"

The first guy is mortified. "Oh, how can you, a pious, respectful man, make such an awful comment? You should be ashamed!"
"What ashamed." answers the other guy. "So Happens Its Thursday!"