Well, we like to look at Michaelangelo's work the way he intended and executed it, for one thing. We feel it its only fair to the artist to extend the dignity of the First Amendment to him, posthumously.

Guess some folks have other priorities, and not just in Florida --I am sure the backwoods of America are full of timid souls whose highest and best goal in life is to run around protecting others from penises. You have to wonder how they got started un such a mission, though. Some others kinda take penises in stride. Just imagine a chess player who couldn't stand looking at pawns, or a cook who had this thing about hiding all the zucchini -- wouldn't you thnk it would kinda take them off their game?

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