'ere, skip-bugger the cabin boy and jolly old Roger, or should that be roger old Jolly?

Noreen-them socks had better be clean, we don't want the Dutch to think we are smuggling cheese!!

And look out for seamen staines- Don't kiss the captains daughter!! There must be lots of seafaring stuff to keep us going until LLOD (last log on day) Thursday!!

Cheers

Eric