The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #33702   Message #451276
Posted By: Bernard
28-Apr-01 - 06:36 PM
Thread Name: NON IRRITATING JEWISH JOKES
Subject: RE: NON IRRITATING JEWISH JOKES
A Jew goes into a Chinese Takeaway.

'Hey, Ping Pong! Gimme some noodles!'

'Who are you calling Ping Pong? My name is Chai Lung - what is your name?'

'My name is Mark Friesburg, Ping Pong...'

'I told you I am Chai Lung, not Ping Pong'

'Ping Pong, Chai Lung, it's all the same to me...'

'Sorry, cannot serve you.'

'Why not?'

'You sank the Titanic'

'Pardon?'

'Friesburg, Iceberg, all the same to me...'

'You responsible for sinking of Titanic'