The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #33702   Message #451317
Posted By: MarkS
28-Apr-01 - 08:17 PM
Thread Name: NON IRRITATING JEWISH JOKES
Subject: RE: NON IRRITATING JEWISH JOKES
Mortie from Brooklyn is taking a vacation to Japan. He is walking the streets of Tokyo, and all of a sudden he hears the sounds of singing, and it is the evening services! He looks around, and there on a little side street is a Schul!
Mortie decides to attend the services and goes in. As he goes through the door, he is approached by a Japanese guy who says, "Can I help you?"
"Well yes," says Mortie, "I heard the singing and thought I would attend."
"Well OK," says the Japanese guy, "But it's funny. You don't look Jewish."