The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #33702 Message #451324
Posted By: MarkS
28-Apr-01 - 08:31 PM
Thread Name: NON IRRITATING JEWISH JOKES
Subject: RE: NON IRRITATING JEWISH JOKES
A Priest, a Minister, and a Rebbe go up in the space shuttle for three days. Back on earth they are asked by reporters how the trip went.
"How was it, Father?" the Priest is asked.
"Fantastic!" replies the Priest. "I now have a deeper understanding of the majesty of the universe and the power of the Creator."
"How was it for you, Reverend?" the Minister is asked.
"Awe inspiring!" answers the Minister. "Just to think the Lord could create such a thing affirms my faith."
Now they turn to the Rebbe and the Rebbe is a mess. His eyes are red, his beard is all over, his clothes look like they have been slept in forever.
"How was your trip, Rebbe?" he is asked.
"Horrible!" he answers. "Never has such a trip in my life. Every couple of hours, it was dawn, it was dusk, it was dawn, it was dusk........."