Paul and Banj......Y'all got plenty of good stuff down there......well, not down "there" but you get my point.....well, not my "point" but......ah the hell with it........

First, just look at the shape of your state. It looks like a giant dick pissing on Cuba! Pretty cool, unless you're in Cuba. Up on your northern border, over in Georgia, you are only scant miles from the highest concentration of "Blow-Job Buffets" on the planet. The last time I passed through I was impressed with the one that said, "Families Welcome." These would be the families who are adept at explaining what a penis is to their kids. Yes, southern Georgia is indeed a fine place.....The ultimate in one stop shopping,....Gas, food, get your nob polished, and 25 pounds of pecans....ALL IN ONE STOP!!!! And you guys are right there!!!!

And that's not to mention the thrown off tire treads. Y'all got a ton of tire treads per mile and 68 pounds of armadillo in every 3. Now that's hard to beat!!! Then you get down to Orlando and Kissamyass. WOW! Nuff said there....................

'Course I gotta wonder what the barber lady has to say about all those phallic symbols over at Canaveral........................

Spaw