Well, outside of the fact that if my porch collapsed, it might in fact kill an animal or two...I am most definately NOT a redneck. No offense intended to anyone who IS, mind you, that just ain't my bag. I'm more a believer in "don't knock it if ya ain't tried it"..and "for gawdssakes, if ya like it, do it again".

The Undertaker would wipe the mat with that loser.

~JE