A frog walks into the Allied Irish Bank and goes to the cashier Paddy Maconnell. I'd like to borrow £5000 please said the frog. Paddy Maconnell was very taken aback and said it's not as easy as that you know. We don't know who you are and we would need some collateral to underwrite your borrowing. Well said the frog, my name is Kermit Jagger and as collateral I can offer this fine porcelain elephant that my dad Mick bought me for my last birthday. it cost him a fortune. He handed Paddy a small pink elephant and the confused cashier said I can't make a decision like this without consulting my boss and he went into the rear office.Listen boss said Paddy I've got this frog called Kermit Jagger outside asking for a big loan he said his dad Mick the famous singer bought him this little pink elephant and he wants to use it as collateral. What do you make of it. The boss looked at the elephant and said

Its a nicknack Paddy Mac. give the frog a loan his old mans a rolling stone