The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #33702   Message #452455
Posted By: Pseudolus
30-Apr-01 - 06:42 PM
This is either Irish or Jewish, take your pick....

An Irishman is struck down by a car on a miserable rainy night. The driver hops out of the car and into the rain to aid the irishman. The driver, knowing the man could die at any moment says, "Is there anything I can do or anyone I can call???" The irishman says, "Oh yes, would ye be nice enough to call me a rabbi?". Thinking the irishman was being affected by the accidnet and the weather the driver asks, "Are ya sure it's a Rabbi you want?" Absolutely is the reply. So the Rabbi shows up and asks the Irishman, "So my son, are you Jewish?" The Irishman shakes his head no. "So why", asks the Rabbi, "did you call on a Rabbi??" To which the Irishman replied, "Oh Rabbi, you don't think I'd be makin the good Father come out on a night like this, do ya?"

And one more.....

A man walks into a confessional in a Catholic Church and says, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married with 4 children, 8 grandchildren, and 11 great-grandchildren. I've been faithful all my life but last night I strayed. I spent the night with two gorgeous 20 year olds and we made mad passionate love all night." The priest said, "Well my son, how long has it been since your last confession?". the man says, "I've never been to confession Father, I'm Jewish". The priest is a little confused and asks, "Well my son, why are you telling me this?" The man replies, "Are you kidding me father, I'm telling EVERYBODY!!!!