A true story: my wife, while in college, was going out during December with a bunch of buddies to get something to eat. One of the women in the car, who was Jewish, as they passed someone's lawn with a manger scene, piped up, "Great, now that I've got a bunch of Goyim in the car, I can finally ask this question that's been bugging me a long time. I always see these manger scenes that are supposed to represent the scene when Jesus was born, right? What I want to know is, there's always camels, and maybe sheep, and a cow or two, but there's never any pigs. Why aren't there any pigs?"

Which just goes to show, I guess, that blondeness really isn't about hair color or ethnicity at all.

Alex
the real Mousethief
accept no substitutes