Dear Folks,

Um! Um! Um! Jes' what in taw'nation hev ya'll gone 'n got y'seves inta wi' dissun heah? Cain't but leave home fo''while 'n' th' whole mess'n ya gits t' squabblin' 'mongst y'seves lak six-seb'n ducks wi' but one egg b'twixt 'em. Time t' fiddle a diff'unt choon, sez Ah.

Ha' 'bout we stot up a new thread? Ah recollecks a tale-a-two ya'll might like... What'ch'all thenk? Eb'bah-dy wawna heah a nahce ('n' Ah *do* mean *nahce*) Eye-talian-Veet'namese-Chuwish-A-murc'n, cross-y'hawt'n'hope't'dah, *chroo* staw-ry?

Shalom,

Shula