HEY Shula me luv! How the hell are you doing? Hope your health is fine now.

True story, I know I've told this before but nevermind, here goes again...I have this friend of Scottish extraction who converted to Judaism. He speaks both Gaelic and Hebrew. Well he ended up having an operation for congestive heart failure and took great delight in the fact that they replaced one of the valves in his heart with one from a pig.

Bert.