Fabulous Noreen!! Sounds like the time my lil'sis tried to make guacamole in the blender.
Rule#1...do not make guacamole in the blender.
Rule#2...if one finds it necessary to make guacamole in the blender, always be sure to pit the avacados first. Otherwise, the result is a golf-ball sized dent in your wall as well as an annoying green tint to everything in your kitchen.

What exactly IS torpedo oil...or do I not want to know??