Toe Knee Black Burn, by Binky Baker and the Pit Orchestra. (UK) early '80's
Binky Baker was, I believe, married to DJ Anne Nightingale.
Both John Shuttleworth and the pop star Jilted John are alter egos of Graham Fellows. Try this link Shuttleworths it's worth a look! It also give tour dates for the current show "One foot in the gravy".