When my girlfriend's son started kindergarten all the parents were invited to stay the first hour until the children felt comfortable with the new situation. The parents stood in the back of the room and the teacher in turn introduced each child and asked them a few questions about themselves. When it was Evan's turn, the teacher asked him if he knew the difference between men and women (it had something to do with a previous comment). He answered very authoritively, "Oh yes, I do. Men gots peanuts..." This caused all the parents to chuckle with delight and my girlfriend looked around happily at how cute her son was acting but then he continued "...and women gots black fur." My girlfriend's proud demeanor quickly turned to embarassment. After all the parental guffawing had settled down she could only say, "Well, at least you know I'm a natural burnette."