Right around 10 PM on May 1st I got a sharp pain in my nether regions, and I'm blaming you, Spaw. I don't know how you did it, but I'm going to get you back. You've seen how Cletus skins a pig, haven't you? That only begins to suggest what's on the way for you... :-)

While we're on the subject, why don't we start a thread on "What if Wayne Newton had never existed?"?

I should think that could lead to some quite useful discussions on the state of the music business in 2001.

- LH