OK, I have to add mine.

When our daughter Kate was about 6(now 16) just learning to read and write I did not feel well one afternoon. She came home from school to a sick mum.

I did not want to go to bed leaving her alone, but she PROMISED she would be OK so I turned the telly on, gave her a snack and went to bed. Later, I found this note on the front door--

Mom is suck. She is slipping. Do not disgust her.

Translates to Mom is sick. She is sleeping. Do not disturb her.

I like the original better, and yes, I still have the note.