Lyndi do you mean this

" I don't want to Join the Army
I dont want to go to war
I'd rather stay at home
around the streets to roam
and live on the earnings
of a Navy Typist

I dont want a bayonet in my belly
I dont want my bollocks shot away
I'd rather stay in England,
in merry merry England
and Forincate my bleeeding life away
There is more, but I will send it PM if you want, its a bit vulgar....