that's strange...the above informs me my name is "Willie-O"...ah well...clever disguise, isn't it? dad, are you reading mudcat postings while you're sposed to be working? tsk tsk tsk.

yes, Willie-O's evil daughter, emily-o (aka alicia teacup), has come to gobble you all up!

no...never mind...i'm a vegetarian.

my point is...um...do i have a point? i don't think so...i seem to have misplaced it somewhere...could you all get up for a moment and check, in case you might be siting on it? no? ah well.

i supose this message really ought to lead to something sort of vaguely on topic eventually, shouldn't it?

hm...i like music.

that's vaguely on topic, isn't it?

oh...furthermore, i want to assasinate britney spears!!! mwahahahaha! she's like all the spice girls put into one and sluttified times ten thousand and twenty two.

ok, ok, i'll shut up now.

-emily-o (aka alicia teacup)

ps-dad, the keyboard on your computer is crap. please note: all typos in this message are the fault of dad's crappy keyboard.