True. Ask flattop about falling in.

There was also some guy who fell into the pit or reservoir or whatever you call it, under an outhouse in a park somewhere in this locality last year. He was trying to retrieve something he'd accidently dropped in the toilet...it was either his glasses or his wallet. At any rate, he got halfway under the building and was trying to reach the missing item, when he slipped and fell in completely! Some passing girl scouts heard his cries for help and summoned aid. It was a pretty sticky situation, but they finally got him out...

I bet he'll never go near an outdoor privy again.

- LH