Ise bin after Mr. Max ta giv me a cookie soaz i dint need to be no gest sinz ya never know who it iz whut mite be a postin' az me. I allus sines my postinz an all but Max sez he caint gimmee no cookie cuz thairz sum kinda rool bout it an he doan want ta git in no trouble by doin it. Beetz me whut it meenz but Max sez ittid be sumpin bowt "Contributin ta the foolishness uv an Imbecile" ur sorta' like thet anywayz. So I gess Ile jez hafta stay a gest. But I tell ya, iffen Max givs that fool possum a cookie than Ima gonna be rite pissed cuz thet aint nuthin I cud holt with.

CLETUS