Once upon a time, in a far off galaxy, I once walked into a hotel room in Paris, France. I freaked out and said to my significant other at the time, "Something's not right with this toilet!" How do you take a sh-t????" She keeled over laughing telling me it was bidet, and I said "say what?".

I've since been ejamucated, but yes, I have sat in a toilet thinking the seat was down as I dropped in, when it wasn't.

Not a pretty site, if you can imagine a lemming trying to right itself in the darkness.