Mizter Big Mick........I dun kwit storin them whizzels in my sox cuz it jez wuzzint workin out for me. Firzt thing wuz thet it hurt ta walk sumpin awful an then the whizzels smelt reel bad an all but whut wuz even worz wuz thet iffen I did much wokkin at all it bent the dam thingz up soze I cuddint play em worth a darn. Paw sez iffen I bot bigger bootz mebbee thet wud hep, but I wuzza wundrin whut you thot.

CLETUS