Har! Har! The silliness goes on...

I think LTS meant Celine Dion's throat...or Britney Spears'...not mine.

Some would categorize my hair as "long", depending on where they think "short" ends and "long" begins. It is longer than that of most males these days, but shorter than MMario's. However, he ties his long hair back most of the time, thus making it look shorter than mine, IMO. I once had hair as long as Mario's, but eventually went for the bushy Dylan look instead. It's the dragged-backwards-through-a-barbed-wire-fence look. I like it. Sometimes I get an urge to go for a shorter cut, but only occasionally.

Matt - I would retort that "it's not as hard as you think", but I'm afraid I might be misunderstood entirely if I did! :-)

- LH