For Godsake Spaw! Bein' reasonable about these things is against the rules! Opinions must be totally one-sided, and preferably stated in terms that are insulting to someone or other.
"Marmite RULES, and Vegemite is crap"
or
"Vegimite is the greatest! , and Marmite is for wimps"
These are the kind of statements to promote lively debate.
Anyway, glad you enjoyed them.