Call that long hair??!! Cripes, where do you live that that's long? Boot camp from hell? I had more hair left when the demon barber gave me a perm and I went from waist length hair to what I consider bald! The police round my way have longer hair than that!

And Mistress Teacup, you're not thinking the right way, you should be planning to infiltrate the charts and ruin Bratney from the inside, suddenly substituting lyrics that may need to be heard twice, introducing original riffs, just tear her credibility to bits. I dunno, young girls........

TTFN M'Lady P.