"2)Yes missionaries can be annoying sort of like the clerk in a store who keeps asking if you need help when your just looking, but who do you go to when you finally do need help? "

Sorry... very poor analogy, IMHO, my friend. When I need help that badly I'll go to a shrink, never to a missionary! (unless, of course the store-clerk happens to also be a missionary and i need to consult on size, shape, colour, etc. ;`)

~ Jande