I just realized that nobody's mentioned Hershey-ets, those eminem wannabes that have FIVE letters instead of just one. As a graduate of the Hershey Medical Center, Penn State's medical school located in Chocolate Town, USA, I'm disappointed. (For my birthday when I was a first year student, one of my friends drove all the way to Harrisburg to get me a Nestle's Crunch bar. For some reason you couldn't find them in Hershey...)

Aloha,
Mark