GUEST, Brit - It's those bloody stupid gits in the USA who mispell "colour", not me! I'm Canadian, eh? Furthermore, there is nothing simple about ignorance. Ignorance is in fact a highly complex and generally misunderstood subject. It's enlightenment that is simple. So simple that it entirely evades most people. I suggest reading some Taoist literature for further insights into this matter. Try "The Tao of Pooh" for a start. It's a great book.
Kendall - The British pronunciation of "lieutenant" is rather odd, but if you grow up hearing it that way, you take it for granted, and it sounds classy. That's the best defense I can offer at this point.
Remember also that upper class Brits don't say "water", they say "Woh-tah". Try and explain that one.