Not giving a shit one way or the other about style, I never notice that my hair is getting longer until the Bride gently reminds me that it's been a while since she cut my hair. This happens more or less annually. It is longish now. When I do get it cut, it is with the extreme setting on the shears.

Been thinkin' though...what if I went without a cut for a couple of years and then had a fundraising shear-off to raise money for some charity or another. My sister did this for the Girl Guides. Shaved her head clean, she did. The church choir could use some cash...

In the meantime I might have to bathe more often, and I don't know if I can handle that.

Mooh.