Ummm, y'all, I actually have a leopard skin pillbox hat. Fake, of course. I paid $2 for it at a flea market. Reckon I should have a picture taken in it to put in my photo album.There was a song Brother Oswald used to do on the Opry.... I don't remember it now... but it was something about Adam and Eve working in the garden and "she hit him in the eye with a tater."
And one of my favorites bt Riders in the Sky:
There are campfire legends that the plainsmen spin
Of a man who was nothing like Paladin
Couldn't ride, couldn't rope but he won his fame
Everything he said said backwards was the same
Palindrome, Palindrome, what's in a name
Palindrome, Palindrome, backwards the same