MAN FROM THE DAILY MAIL

Now Ireland is a very funny place, sir
It’s a strange and a troubled land.
And the Irish are a bloody funny race, sir
Every girl is becoming a man.

They march to the German goose step,
And whistle Emanuel,
And it wouldn't be surprising, if there be another rising,
Said the man from the Daily Mail.

Every bird flying overhead,
Is whistling treble, I’m a rebel.
Every hen is laying hand grenades over there sir,
I declare sir.

And every cock in the farmyard stock
Crows a triumph for the Gael,
And it wouldn't be surprising if there be another rising
Said the man from the Daily Mail.

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