>What Should I Wear Tonight?A suit would suit you
>Will My TV Work If I Don't Plug It In?
No
> Why Are there 88 Keys On a Piano?
This page gives a brief history of the Piano's development and should anwer your question.
>Brown or Black Socks?
Black, every time
>Do I Have to Brush My teeth 3 times a day?
No, but your dental hygiene will improve if you do
>What is the optimum number of ply for toilet paper?
Current research suggests 3
>Is It okay to leave the toilet seat up?
If you are male and live alone, yes. Otherwise no
>Which kind of ketchup should I use on fries?
Heinz Tomato
>What if I store ice cream at 33 degrees?
It will begin to melt (albeit slowly)
>And Lastly, can I make a simple fucking decision in my life or answer my own useless fucking questions without consulting Mudcat?
No, I do not have that ability.
I hope this helps